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Day lily in Trader Joe’s parking lot
If you are running for office in the United States, there are some basic things you need to know:
Smile wistfully and talk about a better tomorrow, (with you in charge).
Smile disdainfully and shake your head a little bit when talking about your opponent.
Say a trigger word. Pause for effect. Say another trigger word. Look away as it that completes a sentence.
South Street Rose
Here is a generic campaign video you can use as an outline for your own.
Better yet, just edit this one by inserting your face instead of the generic face and use this already produced video. It’s the American way.
Good luck and if you win, I would like to be Ambassador to Switzerland.
Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war - Othello
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